In a world without movies, we need shows about movies. Preferably #2 rated public access shows hosted by puppets. Our friends at SYFY answered the call with The Movie Show — a film-centric comedy show covering all of the blockbusters we know and love.

The final promo packaging made good on its only promise — no subtlety, all fun. Lightning? Check. Lens Flares? Check. Flames? Check. Lasers? Check. What’s that? We couldn’t hear you over the car explosion and the UFO flyover.